- I love rye toast with lots of butter. Really, I love all breakfast foods, just not in the morning. Eggs in the am? No thanks.
- I don't like shampoo and/or conditioner that's too heavy... if I can still feel the slimy-ness in my hair after I've rinsed, I'll rinse again. It creeps me out.
- I don't wear make up. Like Ever. For a special occasion, I'll slap on some eyeshadow and mascara, but that's it. No foundation, concealer, lip gloss... nothing.
- Sometimes I pick my nose without thinking about it. At first I'm all: eww I'm gross. Then I'm all: man, I hope no one saw me do that.
- I'm afraid of deer. They're just so... jumpy. This is the time of year they get extra jumpy too. I'd rather deal with a spider or a slug or some other weird nasty thing than a deer.
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Saturday, November 19, 2011
things I haven't mentioned yet
Here's five things you might not know (and one you probably don't care to know):
Dude. This one time we were driving home (pre kids). It was Christmas time, it was winter and chilly and dark. We pulled over at an abandoned gas station. There was a pack of deer just chilling. And then I was scared to pee.
ReplyDeleteBecause I was afraid they were going to come over and bite my ass. I swear. J still laughs when we pass that place.
I hate seeing those mofos out when I'm running because I swear they are gonna come get me.